Talk:Wild Week/@comment-109.98.151.22-20190807013835/@comment-39414951-20190807214133

I really should let this post die but in reality its just too much fun to miss out on...So when you graduated law school, did you do well enough to get recruited to a law firm? or did you go public, it would appear not as your talking about finding one? or did you become a lawyer at all? instead just becoming  a closet lawyer?

now i am confused...not being a closet lawer myself so please bear with me. I understand that public procecutors are one notch up from public defenders and have dreams of getting into the private world, so why would one get involved? its not a criminal case, and if it was it would not stand a chace of winning, making them look even worse in the eyes of future employers.

litigation is between lawyers, in fact transnational litigation is a specialty area... criminal cases use prosecutors and require crimes to be comitted and at least some chance of success...I can see now you seated across from the the most junior deputy prosecutor, and his asking, "ok please describe to me the injuries you sustained in this, uh...a porn game? then he gets on the phone to his co workers asking them to join in (for technical support)...ok just some more questions...

later you leave the office dejectedly hearing the words "boobies and injury to his pride..."

ok then what, after they tell you they will not help you you take matters into your own hands...sorry for the pun

you send a supena to John Doe, (address unknown) Slovakia? and after much labor and using the long arm jusidiction you finally get what you need and go to pre-litigation, but once your three cliants find out they have to actually be a part of something they back out...leaving you holding, well you get the point

finally YOU WIN!!! and are awarded $19.99 (because everyone else pulled out) by foreign courts this is a great pat on your back, but by now no one is around to see, so you then leave the courthouse after your 89th visit, but, then you are stopped, it appears your case was overturned in the US as its judgement is not likely to be upheld in foreign or american courts due to conflicts with jusidiction, so you leave the courthouse still hearing the whispers from the workers ther..."porn guy, and I hear he lost his..." muttered as you depart...with luck a bored reporter may write your story of how you triumphed in court against an evil second rate porn video game being run from someones basement...buy luckily for you the story will be killed by the editor...who is then starting "porn guy" jokes on his own for weeks to come

now obviously im talking out my ass...and no one actually cares what I say, but in reality no one would take this case and you would have more than just injured pride...sorry